- Honey!
- Yeah?
- We need to change our car.
- We do?
- We do.
- And get what instead?
- A Tesla?
- Why?
- It has less environmental impact.
- We have a private jet!
- That's ok. Half of them have one too.
- Who?
- A group of internet celebrities I've been hanging out with.
- What does that have anything to do with our car?
- They are extremely environmentally conscious, and I really want to fit in.
- Who are these celebrities?
- I can't tell you; you can't keep a secret.
- They are celebrities; you are probably all over the internet as we speak.
- That's different.
- You are making no sense at all.
- Please????
- Ugh. Alright; but just because I love you, doesn't mean you can get away with it every time.
- Promise. Promise. Just this once.
- Ok.
- You are the most wonderful wife ever. I Love you.
- Love you too.